Things I have Googled since I'm a writer by R.J. Schmitz



Daddy issues
Gloryhole
How to make Hollandaise sauce
Celluloid
Paranoid
How to answer missed calls
How to escape DNA
Luck
Death
Am I experiencing burnout?
Chickpea curry soup
Percocet misuse
Ice
Molly
MDMA
Fentanyl
3-MMC
Hippie crack
Wellness
What is kombucha
What is gochujang
What exactly is miso
Healing process tuto
Self-esteem
Self-awareness
Self-help
Selfcore
Self-empowerment
How does a whasher work
How
Where to turn for guidance instead of chatgpt
Post-irony
Château Marmont virtual tour
Nepotism in Hollywood list
Nicolas Cage
Sofia Coppola Paris
E Unibus Pluram
Is David Foster Wallace cancelled
Feedback loop
Is new sincerity bullshit
‘Massive’ with a strong British accent
Greta Garbo syndrome
Dimples of Venus
Low-rise pants
Tramp stamp
Are the 2000s back?
Good printer Paris
Good printer Paris for cheap
Meta policy
The divine phallus
Fascinum
Fascism
Far-right America
Chemsex
What’s the point of trickle-down economics
Chemtrails
Chatgp
Chinese room argument
AI mysticism
Mind-body dichotomy
Do animals have consciousness
Raw meat diet
Late capitalism
Body horror
Middle class
T-shaped writer skills
“Piss Christ”
What is White Metal
What is chtonic
Insidious religions
Omnipotence
Emissivity
Reflectance
Black-body radiation
Explain Sakuma-Hattori equation
Lethal
Somersault
Mechanical bull max speed
Caffeine crash scale
Melatonin 12g gummies
Stoic passions
Kinky sex
Rage vs romance
Waiting room
Playroom
Scapula
Iggy Pop hip problem
2-CB
Microdosing
How to kill gnats in home
How to make homemade killer spray
Freud cocaine
Rouge Coco Flash
Accelerationism
Acro
Postrat
Midlife crisis
DMT
HHC
Cheap-chic clubs rue Montmartre
Fatalism
Limerence
Liquor store open 24/7
Is cockroach social
What is the right amount of coffee beans in espresso martini
Suitor
Orectic
Shibari
Blackmail
Hotgie
Butt plug
Seasonal affective disorder
Hobbit hole
Cellar door
Phonesthetics
Cacophony
Earwax plug
Shoegaze
Dream pop
Post punk
Neofolk
Drone music
Ethereal wave
Exophony
Glossary of BDSM
Edgeplay
Cuckold
D/s
What is pegging
What is impact play
What is doro party
WIITWD
Handkerchief code
Best safewords
What is antidisestablishmentarianism
Soft limit
Hard limits

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R.J. Schmitz is a Paris-based writer who, according to his friends, always looks sleepy. Since discovering that exhaustion is apparently TikTok’s hottest beauty trend, he’s made his peace with it.

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